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Oohlookashiny's Handy Haverblog

Not all those who wander are lost, but we'll burn that bridge when we get there.

Hi! I'm Cody. 20 years old, male, feminist. Part-time adventurer, full-time student. Going to school in Idaho. I blog anything and everything that catches my interest, from Pathfinder to fandom to random stuff I find amusing, cool, or aesthetically pleasing.

This blog is a safe haven for anyone who isn't a bigoted fuckwaffle. I'm not about that life.
crimescenecumstains:

I FUCKING SAW THIS AT TARGET AND ALMOST PISSED MYSELF

crimescenecumstains:

I FUCKING SAW THIS AT TARGET AND ALMOST PISSED MYSELF

waiting-for-a-bluebox:

puvie:

airagorncharda:

ilikefancysocks:

baby-in-a-trenchcoat-221b:

imanerd-whatofit:

EVERY

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GIRL’S

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CRAZYimage

‘BOUT

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A

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SHARP

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DRESSED

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MAN

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God damn it Misha

UNLESS

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THEY’RE

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CRAZY

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'BOUT

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A

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SHARP

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DRESSED

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WOMAN

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Ok but bless this post

niisku:

the amount of sass in this screencap is overwhelming

niisku:

the amount of sass in this screencap is overwhelming

accept-itandmove-on:

artisticgamzee:

comfortspringstation:

A Pumpkin Skeleton

*Rips off face*
I AM READY FOR THE SKELETON WAR

AND I JACK, THE PUMPKIN KING

accept-itandmove-on:

artisticgamzee:

comfortspringstation:

A Pumpkin Skeleton

*Rips off face*

I AM READY FOR THE SKELETON WAR

AND I JACK, THE PUMPKIN KING

owls-love-tea:

little girls between 6 and 13 years-old dressed as pretty pink princesses drop F-bombs to draw attention to society’s continued sexism

FUCK YEAH GIRLS! <3

millenniumfalconteahouse:

timelady-of-221b:

joeeatspeople:

yesidolikecoatsbigtime:

Types of people who romanticize small town life:

  1. People who didn’t grow up in small towns

#THE LOCALS AREN’T QUIRKY#THEY’RE RACIST

#THERE’S NOTHING TO DO
#EVERYONE’S ON DRUGS

#WHY ARE YOU ACTING LIKE GANGSTERS YOU ARE WHITE AND THERE ARE COWS OUTSIDE

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

punkdraco:

thelongarmofthelaw:

drowningheta:

queerpotters:

punkdraco:

he is so smart

wonderful Potter

with his scar

and his broomstick

- actual canon line by Draco Malfoy

#’you have told me this at least a dozen times already’ - actual canon reply by lucius

Is there a link to proof…

(it’s not actually canon)

xcuse you

are you calling me a liar

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cautiontapemylife:

I just like the fact that at some point they sat Mark and Jensen down in a bar, put cowboy hats on them, and were like: “now act obnoxiously happy.”

cautiontapemylife:

I just like the fact that at some point they sat Mark and Jensen down in a bar, put cowboy hats on them, and were like: “now act obnoxiously happy.”

spoopymerry:

ruinedchildhood:

The cast of Matilda reenacted the Bruce Bogtrotter cake scene for the movies 17th anniversary [x]

are we not going to talk about how bruce got hot

theysayoftheacropolis:

swifty-fox:

may10baby:

boyishdivision:

goddessofmusic:

elaran:

livelikedolphins:

unapolagetically:

a guide to some common and/or popular australian birbs by your friendly neighborhood australian 

emus always seemed more psychotic than stupid to me

DO NOT ENGAGE THIS BIRD

Anything from Australia will onyl be nice to you only if you have food

except the cassowary, you stay the fuck away from those demons

I keep hearing horrible things about cassowaries. Are they like Satan’s pet ostrich?

Yes

Cassowaries look as though they’re about to ask you which way the talking llama went.

micdotcom:

Artists uses Disney princes to highlight domestic abuse’s least visible victims

Follow micdotcom

blue-eyed-skeleton:

pixiiebutt:

because-blackgirls-duh:

linrenzo:

onlyblackgirl:

efecte:

sagaltesfaye:

onlyblackgirl:

I love my First Lady

Can you please tell her to tell her husband to stop killing muslims? Thanks

literally all she does is try to make the country “healthy” by giving students shitty school lunches like please do something else and help your husband fix the economy! *goes awf*

Imma need y’all to learn how the United States Government works. You don’t have to like her or the president but learn that they do not makes the decisions, they really do not have very much power, the president does not have the power to just snap his fingers and make shit happen or change things. You have to have 2/3 vote from congress to take a shit, let alone do anything having to do with government. The entire government was set up to make sure that exact thing could never happen, that is why there are 3 branches and that little thing called checks and balances.

In fact let me just break this down for y’all right here. 

  • President has 2 OFFICIAL jobs, Commander and Chief of the Armed Forces, but he only controls a limited amount of the funding for those troops (enough for 90 to 120 days) to engage these troops in combat. He CANNOT just declare war. only congress can declare war. The second, Accountant over the Federal Budget. 
  • He also is responsible for creating and balancing the national budget, but everything has to be approved by congress with a 2/3 vote. 
  • He signs bills into law, can veto them as well, however congress can override his veto. 
  • He assigns judges to the Supreme court, with the senates approval. 
  • He assigns foreign ambassadors, with the senates approval. 
  • he creates his own cabinet for people to research into areas that he might not have the time to, these are the only people who do not have to get approval from senate
  • congress is made up of 535 people (100 senators 435 HoR) for any of them to come to 1 agreement has only happened once in the history of this country, and that was to go into WWII, and even that the house voted 434 to one (1st woman house of Representative she was from Maine too, she voted against WW1 and 2)  and the judicial branch can call anything unconstitutional and kill it as well. 

and if you think i’m lying you can literally google this shit in 2 seconds. 

That tea is delicious

SAY THAT SHIT AGAIN! 

I would love for people to remember this when they want to start blaming the president. Any president, though not all of them have had good ideas.

lemme get in here a sec.

The President needs a 2/3 vote in Congress to get practically anything done, right? Well currently, the 133th US Congress is split with 53 Democratic senators and 45 Republican senators and 201 Democratic representatives and 234 Republican representatives. That makes a pretty even split between the two major political parties. Ever since President Obama was elected into office, the Republicans have voted down every piece of legislation he’s attempted to pass, in an effort to pin him as the worst president in American history, so that they can go back to their white-washed elitist lives and keep all their hoarded money from the people. The President has been doing everything he can to change things, but he cannot do that without the approval of Congress. Remember that week-long shutdown we had? Yeah, that was because the Republicans weren’t getting exactly their way with the budget, so they decided to shut down the whole goddamn government until they got their way. The United States Government relies on compromise and agreement between the two parties, and we’re seriously lacking right now in that department.

So if you want to blame someone for our country’s issues, blame the goddamn Republicans for acting like tantrum-throwing two year olds.

thelifeandtimesofdestiel:

a-cumberbatch-of-cookies:

vi9:

slaughterhouse-ninetwofive:

albinwonderland:

ediebrit:

oh my fucking god

huge fucking trigger warning but oh my god

shots. fucking. fired.

No…no… Comedy central unfortunately hit the nail on the year and just ouch

GAH WHY DOESN’T THIS HAVE SUBTITLES I CAN’T WATCH IT AT WORK SOMEONE REMIND ME IN 8 HOURS TO LOOK THIS UP

Two HUGE HUGE HUGE issues tackled head on:

The major one being sexual assault/rape, namely in a military service setting, and the other being women and gaming…incredibly hidden but also addressed.

Wow, CC, good on you.

emporioefikz:

Möbius Ship by Tim Hawkinson

storms-for-lungs:

euthanizeallwhitepeople:

tamarussia:

shadygrifter:

pandicksatthedisco:

dremoranightmares:

oh god i tried to explain i’d’ve and y’all’d’ve to a friend who is a korean exchange student and she just kind of stared at me in horror for a minute lmao

SOMEONE EXPLAIN???

y’all’d’ve is a triple contraction, which breaking it down is “you all would have”compare to: “you + all” -&gt; “y’all”"you + would" -&gt; "you’d"and" you + have" -&gt; "you’ve"

im sorry people learning english

Fuck this language

TEXAS

storms-for-lungs:

euthanizeallwhitepeople:

tamarussia:

shadygrifter:

pandicksatthedisco:

dremoranightmares:

oh god i tried to explain i’d’ve and y’all’d’ve to a friend who is a korean exchange student and she just kind of stared at me in horror for a minute lmao

SOMEONE EXPLAIN???

y’all’d’ve is a triple contraction, which breaking it down is “you all would have”
compare to:
“you + all” -> “y’all”
"you + would" -> "you’d"
and
" you + have" -> "you’ve"

im sorry people learning english

Fuck this language

TEXAS